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Date: 2007-01-06 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amphigory.livejournal.com
Crap. I did snappy twice.
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Crap. I did snappy twice. <Why can't we edit comments?!??> Ok, make one of those "zappy." Gah. >_>

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Date: 2007-01-09 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memorymissing.livejournal.com
LMAO! I never would have noticed it was done twice! I think the second one should be 'zappy' ::nods:: Anyways ...

Cheese, oh Cheese! How I
Do adore your simple joy!
You're such a delight!

Haiku. Too lazy to rhyme -_- Anyways, I found that a single slice of kraft american cheese is wonderful (and low cal) when broken into small bits and topped with low-cal dressing on a salad. Adds oomph. It used to be a big 'no no' food for me.

Your poems are wonderful! So monster funny! ^_^

Yay! I'll be checking the icons in a bit and I'll post mine tomorrow ^_^ Woot!

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Date: 2007-01-11 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amphigory.livejournal.com
*grins* Loverly poem. Haiku=awesome! ^_^ Would you believe that I dislike American cheese by itself? I know, it's sacrilige to the Cheese Nation. Only on grilled cheese, of course (which is a NO).

The breeze brought me
A whiff of cheese,
And followed it I did,
With an upturned nose,
And pointed toes,
I sniffed and sniffed and
Sneezed.
For it turned out,
That my clever snout,
Smelled old pepper jack cheese!

Ok. That was pushing it. ^_^ Thank you! I love your poems as well. :)

I checked out your icons! They rock! I'll post another icon thing soon. :)

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Date: 2007-01-12 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memorymissing.livejournal.com
^_^ I can believe it because I don't like ANY cheese by itself ::bows head in shame:: It has to be in a sandwich, on a cracker, sprinkled on a salad, or something. -_-

I've just discovered
that cats like cheese more than mice
who simply prefer

peanut butter. How
strange it seems to me that mice
do not like cheese, but

that my cat will eat
-with joy- a cheese nip from my
palm. Cartoons are wrong.

Yes, stretching it indeed <---refering to own poem. Still - triple haiku=awesomeness beyond control (ego alert). But seriously, how funny is it that my cat was on binge control with me? I was about to eat cheese nips and she licked every one ^_^ Yay! More icons! ^_^

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Date: 2007-01-12 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amphigory.livejournal.com
lol Guess we really let down the cheese.

Whoo hoo! Triple haiku=amazing. Your cat sounds awesome. ^_^

Once
I saw a piece of cheese
On the street.
I was like
"Do I eat that?"
But then, I thought
The five second rule was
Long overdue,
And walked on.

Free verse, baby. >.< I think I might post icons either today or tomorrow! ^_^

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Date: 2007-01-15 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memorymissing.livejournal.com
I suppose we have, but the cheese doesn’t have to know, does it?

Thanks! And trust me, the cat is awesome. ^_^ Egyptian mau named Anisa – though she’s one of four (2 maus, 2 strays).

I have four cats
Two maus
Two strays
Two black
Two gray
But no matter the look
They all love one thing
They’re single hook –
A zesty zing
Of cheesy cheese
And cheesy crackers
So it’s easy to please
These cheese attackers

o_O That was horrid. Nice free verse though ^_^ Amazing, with the five second rule and all! Icons! I’ll probably post another 25 pretty soon myself – I just need to get off my internet-ass (note: the adjusted phrase to use when one is attempting to say they need to ‘get off their ass’ and do something on the internet, but are required to sit when typing, etc) and do it ^_^

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Date: 2007-01-18 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amphigory.livejournal.com
Your cats sound cool! :)

The mouse he said quite lightly,
that cheese is mighty sprightly
and shines beautiful and brightly
on toast and crackers whitely
and is eaten in one bitey.
(To that I say "That's righty!")

>_> We won't talk about that poem, lol. It's rather . . . rhymey?

Seriously, I am always on my internet-ass. Awesome new phrase. ^_^ My turn to post icons! I shall do that soon.

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Date: 2007-01-19 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memorymissing.livejournal.com
Thanks! ^_^

To the mouse (and the cats along with other cheese-lovers)

The cheese has eyes
and sees you coming -
and when he does
he'll grow legs and start running.

The cheesse has ears
and hears you licking your lips -
and when he does
he'll think to fatten your hips.

The cheese has a mouth
and can tell you something -
"Don't eat me,
and you'll gain nothing."

Though it's silly, I kind of like the ring to it. ^_^ And rhymey-ness is funness! (Excuse that).

(sing to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree")
Ooooooh, Internet-ass
Ooooooh, Internet-ass
Ooooooh, how I love to sit on thee!
You're so small, and pale, and smooth!
Not at all like my true caboose!

Funny - we didn't have snow during the holidays, so I didn't feel the Jesus-mas spirit; but now that we have snow I'm singing Jesus-mas carols all of the time (I'm not really religious, by the way, I just think that it sounds more fun to say it like that). ^_^ Icons!

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Date: 2007-01-22 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amphigory.livejournal.com
Cheese! It melts
And fades away . . .
Like life, so swift,
A day, adrift.
It floats so softly
Out of sight.
Like cheese.
Like cheese-
Might.


Aww! I love your poem. Very clever!

OMG your carol. That's hilarious. I think I might start using it, although my parents might not be too happy--but who cares about that? I was singing carols the other day, too! It just snowed here as well! (Coincedence!) I like snow. It's fluffy and white. ^_^ (Jesus-mas sounds very chic, lol.)

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