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Date: 2007-01-18 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Your cats sound cool! :)

The mouse he said quite lightly,
that cheese is mighty sprightly
and shines beautiful and brightly
on toast and crackers whitely
and is eaten in one bitey.
(To that I say "That's righty!")

>_> We won't talk about that poem, lol. It's rather . . . rhymey?

Seriously, I am always on my internet-ass. Awesome new phrase. ^_^ My turn to post icons! I shall do that soon.

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Date: 2007-01-19 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks! ^_^

To the mouse (and the cats along with other cheese-lovers)

The cheese has eyes
and sees you coming -
and when he does
he'll grow legs and start running.

The cheesse has ears
and hears you licking your lips -
and when he does
he'll think to fatten your hips.

The cheese has a mouth
and can tell you something -
"Don't eat me,
and you'll gain nothing."

Though it's silly, I kind of like the ring to it. ^_^ And rhymey-ness is funness! (Excuse that).

(sing to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree")
Ooooooh, Internet-ass
Ooooooh, Internet-ass
Ooooooh, how I love to sit on thee!
You're so small, and pale, and smooth!
Not at all like my true caboose!

Funny - we didn't have snow during the holidays, so I didn't feel the Jesus-mas spirit; but now that we have snow I'm singing Jesus-mas carols all of the time (I'm not really religious, by the way, I just think that it sounds more fun to say it like that). ^_^ Icons!

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Date: 2007-01-22 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Cheese! It melts
And fades away . . .
Like life, so swift,
A day, adrift.
It floats so softly
Out of sight.
Like cheese.
Like cheese-

Aww! I love your poem. Very clever!

OMG your carol. That's hilarious. I think I might start using it, although my parents might not be too happy--but who cares about that? I was singing carols the other day, too! It just snowed here as well! (Coincedence!) I like snow. It's fluffy and white. ^_^ (Jesus-mas sounds very chic, lol.)


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