To the mouse (and the cats along with other cheese-lovers)
The cheese has eyes and sees you coming - and when he does he'll grow legs and start running.
The cheesse has ears and hears you licking your lips - and when he does he'll think to fatten your hips.
The cheese has a mouth and can tell you something - "Don't eat me, and you'll gain nothing."
Though it's silly, I kind of like the ring to it. ^_^ And rhymey-ness is funness! (Excuse that).
(sing to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree") Ooooooh, Internet-ass Ooooooh, Internet-ass Ooooooh, how I love to sit on thee! You're so small, and pale, and smooth! Not at all like my true caboose!
Funny - we didn't have snow during the holidays, so I didn't feel the Jesus-mas spirit; but now that we have snow I'm singing Jesus-mas carols all of the time (I'm not really religious, by the way, I just think that it sounds more fun to say it like that). ^_^ Icons!
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To the mouse (and the cats along with other cheese-lovers)
The cheese has eyes
and sees you coming -
and when he does
he'll grow legs and start running.
The cheesse has ears
and hears you licking your lips -
and when he does
he'll think to fatten your hips.
The cheese has a mouth
and can tell you something -
"Don't eat me,
and you'll gain nothing."
Though it's silly, I kind of like the ring to it. ^_^ And rhymey-ness is funness! (Excuse that).
(sing to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree")
Ooooooh, Internet-ass
Ooooooh, Internet-ass
Ooooooh, how I love to sit on thee!
You're so small, and pale, and smooth!
Not at all like my true caboose!
Funny - we didn't have snow during the holidays, so I didn't feel the Jesus-mas spirit; but now that we have snow I'm singing Jesus-mas carols all of the time (I'm not really religious, by the way, I just think that it sounds more fun to say it like that). ^_^ Icons!