I always have a connection, or know somebody to get a job done.
Wide mix of social groups, able to blend in with different people.
I can charm you out of a 7 dollar tip by just bringing you your check.
Dislikes large social gatherings.
Slightly bi-polar, but hey, no one's perfect.
Lockpicking is one of my hobbies. As are phones and lulz.
Will often say something just to anger someone, then accuse them of making "racist comments". Loevs drama and lulz. Loevs making references to Internets IRL, finds the line that keeps the two seperate is funniest at its blurriest. (If you can figure out that sentence, you're awesome and I'd liek to marry you kthx)
Enjoys psuedo-flirting with girls via Internets through witty sayings and self realizing stories.
Finds racism hilarious.
Mother is dead to me. No longer keep contact with her.
Sometimes I'm not sure if I'm still alive anymore. I think I need reminders to keep me planted in reality, but I never stay there for long.
High school dropout and GED holder. Aren't I rebelling against society's preset standards and ideals nicely?
Several years ago I kept an agonizingly detailed list of radio talk shows, then I would call into them and try and get on the air, usually to cause drama or take away control from the host by disarming them with accusatory statements. I would keep logs with information on what number I used to call in, what I said, what area I was from, and the type of voice I used. I never repeated the same scam twice and was able to get onto Bill O'Reilly's program several times.
Has made multiple national media appearences.
Used to be very political, but decided we're all fucked no matter what.
Distrusts vegetarians (sorry if you're a vegetarian, no disrespect meant. Plz don't ban me from ur journal kthnx)
Enjoys the company of a quality book, or better yet, a head full of ideas.
I'm able to sit and think for hours on end. I perfected this trick when I was around 7 years old. I would sit and think until I got to the state where an idea blossoms out into another. I am able to literally do this for hours and go into a trance like state.
Trusts internet friends more then IRL friends.
Maria, you seem like a fine, upstanding person. Why on god's green earth do you frequent Encyclopædia Dramatica (and by proxy, /b/)?
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Date: 2007-01-29 09:20 am (UTC)I always have a connection, or know somebody to get a job done.
Wide mix of social groups, able to blend in with different people.
I can charm you out of a 7 dollar tip by just bringing you your check.
Dislikes large social gatherings.
Slightly bi-polar, but hey, no one's perfect.
Lockpicking is one of my hobbies. As are phones and lulz.
Will often say something just to anger someone, then accuse them of making "racist comments". Loevs drama and lulz. Loevs making references to Internets IRL, finds the line that keeps the two seperate is funniest at its blurriest. (If you can figure out that sentence, you're awesome and I'd liek to marry you kthx)
Enjoys psuedo-flirting with girls via Internets through witty sayings and self realizing stories.
Finds racism hilarious.
Mother is dead to me. No longer keep contact with her.
Sometimes I'm not sure if I'm still alive anymore. I think I need reminders to keep me planted in reality, but I never stay there for long.
High school dropout and GED holder. Aren't I rebelling against society's preset standards and ideals nicely?
Several years ago I kept an agonizingly detailed list of radio talk shows, then I would call into them and try and get on the air, usually to cause drama or take away control from the host by disarming them with accusatory statements. I would keep logs with information on what number I used to call in, what I said, what area I was from, and the type of voice I used. I never repeated the same scam twice and was able to get onto Bill O'Reilly's program several times.
Has made multiple national media appearences.
Used to be very political, but decided we're all fucked no matter what.
Distrusts vegetarians (sorry if you're a vegetarian, no disrespect meant. Plz don't ban me from ur journal kthnx)
Enjoys the company of a quality book, or better yet, a head full of ideas.
I'm able to sit and think for hours on end. I perfected this trick when I was around 7 years old. I would sit and think until I got to the state where an idea blossoms out into another. I am able to literally do this for hours and go into a trance like state.
Trusts internet friends more then IRL friends.
Maria, you seem like a fine, upstanding person. Why on god's green earth do you frequent Encyclopædia Dramatica (and by proxy, /b/)?