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:) You as well! lol Friends it is!
There's nothing wrong with cheesy pick-up lines. ;)
There's nothing wrong with cheesy pick-up lines. ;)
Of course not! Cheesy pick-up lines are what gives us amusement when silly people in the real world think they're too cool. And it's even more amusing when you witness the victim of a cheesy pick-up line actually go out on a date with Mr. Cheese ^_^ (Sorry, a bit sleepy and have been reading Alice in Wonderland).
Mr. Cheese, ah! He is so charming, and not to mention handsome. We all want a piece of Mr. Cheese. >_< haha
Alice in Wonderland! Excellent book. I'm trying to find a stupid layout. Yeargh.
Alice in Wonderland! Excellent book. I'm trying to find a stupid layout. Yeargh.
Yes, yes indeed it is ^_^ Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of Cheese, don't you think? Perhaps I should write something . . . .
Perhaps an Alice layout? ^_^ Curiouser and curiouser!
Perhaps an Alice layout? ^_^ Curiouser and curiouser!
Ode to Mr. Cheese:
Mr. Cheese,
Love me please,
You're so gouda
I shoulda
Called you to watch
Munster, Inc.
But Colby Jack
Called me first.
:D
Alice would be awesome! But I can never find any that are cool and let me have an icon showing in each post. I've been searching forever.
Mr. Cheese,
Love me please,
You're so gouda
I shoulda
Called you to watch
Munster, Inc.
But Colby Jack
Called me first.
:D
Alice would be awesome! But I can never find any that are cool and let me have an icon showing in each post. I've been searching forever.
Oh Sir Cheese -
With all of thine heart, I love thee!
For thou art like a breeze
- to a tolerable degree,
you dance among the air!
Unlike the rotten milk others doth enjoy -
You are sweet and never despair
And no matter how often you annoy
all of the fair maidens
You muster up more courage, hence
with pride you are laden!
(I imagine - mostly due to lack of sense)
Yes. Cheese.
Hmm ... I'm thinking you can do a quick layout like the one on 28days, then change the colors to Alice colors. I can make icons ^_^
With all of thine heart, I love thee!
For thou art like a breeze
- to a tolerable degree,
you dance among the air!
Unlike the rotten milk others doth enjoy -
You are sweet and never despair
And no matter how often you annoy
all of the fair maidens
You muster up more courage, hence
with pride you are laden!
(I imagine - mostly due to lack of sense)
Yes. Cheese.
Hmm ... I'm thinking you can do a quick layout like the one on 28days, then change the colors to Alice colors. I can make icons ^_^
Lord Cheese, you take my
Breath away with
Sharpness like a knife
And cut a slice of heart
Right out
To have me as your wife
Though to some extent I oft
do think
Henceforth, when cutting
things, Lord Cheese,
Will you give off such a stink?
That sounds lovely! What do you use to make icons? However, I think I want something rather more elegant, and perhaps a Pirates theme, because I am obsessed with it. :)
Breath away with
Sharpness like a knife
And cut a slice of heart
Right out
To have me as your wife
Though to some extent I oft
do think
Henceforth, when cutting
things, Lord Cheese,
Will you give off such a stink?
That sounds lovely! What do you use to make icons? However, I think I want something rather more elegant, and perhaps a Pirates theme, because I am obsessed with it. :)
Sir Cheese, I do implore,
that you refrain from cutting anymore!
I cannot stand such stench -
though it does have tendency to quench
all desire to eat!
And though it's quite a treat
to feel no urge to feed,
I truly do need
a break from such odor!
^_^ I just crop images in MS Paint to 100X100 pixels. I can usually make some pretty cool (non animated) icons ^_^ Ooo ... pirates. I can totally dig making icons for that! =p
that you refrain from cutting anymore!
I cannot stand such stench -
though it does have tendency to quench
all desire to eat!
And though it's quite a treat
to feel no urge to feed,
I truly do need
a break from such odor!
^_^ I just crop images in MS Paint to 100X100 pixels. I can usually make some pretty cool (non animated) icons ^_^ Ooo ... pirates. I can totally dig making icons for that! =p
Thou art more fair than cheddar,
And ring more true than brie
But if you want my love and care,
Stay far away from me.
Sir Parmesan, you smell of death--
Of rot and tooth decay,
Though you go well with pasta,
My dostrils you do fray.
:D
That would be awesome if you could make me some pirates icons! I collect icons. I'm pretty obsessed with them. >_< Pirates! What's your favorite movie?
And ring more true than brie
But if you want my love and care,
Stay far away from me.
Sir Parmesan, you smell of death--
Of rot and tooth decay,
Though you go well with pasta,
My dostrils you do fray.
:D
That would be awesome if you could make me some pirates icons! I collect icons. I'm pretty obsessed with them. >_< Pirates! What's your favorite movie?
Oh Swiss you are a silly cheese -
Who left the factory to soon!
And though I try not to tease
I can't help but think you a loon!
You left without fully forming -
missing half of your head
and I daresay it affects your performing
when showing off in bed
>_< Sorry about that.
Anyways, I collect icons too! We should trade off sometime (of course, all of mine are on photobucket, which my computer can't acces right not ;_;). Anyways, fave pirate movie is Pirates of the Caribbean, of course! Other than that, I love to much of everything to ever pick and choose =p
Who left the factory to soon!
And though I try not to tease
I can't help but think you a loon!
You left without fully forming -
missing half of your head
and I daresay it affects your performing
when showing off in bed
>_< Sorry about that.
Anyways, I collect icons too! We should trade off sometime (of course, all of mine are on photobucket, which my computer can't acces right not ;_;). Anyways, fave pirate movie is Pirates of the Caribbean, of course! Other than that, I love to much of everything to ever pick and choose =p
Oh, my all American cheese,
You fly your flag through the breeze.
Your cheery yellow simply boasts
The best melting on my toasts
And although you have no tang,
No zest, no happy zeal,
I can, to no avail,
Stop eating you on
Snail.
Eh . . . that was pretty bad. T_T
Cool! I have so many, lol. I just click and save, click and save, whenever I find a good one. Then I put them on my iPod to covet later in the dark. >_> lol Yes! How would we go about trading??
You fly your flag through the breeze.
Your cheery yellow simply boasts
The best melting on my toasts
And although you have no tang,
No zest, no happy zeal,
I can, to no avail,
Stop eating you on
Snail.
Eh . . . that was pretty bad. T_T
Cool! I have so many, lol. I just click and save, click and save, whenever I find a good one. Then I put them on my iPod to covet later in the dark. >_> lol Yes! How would we go about trading??
I've also seen you around 28dayplan. Add?
ridiculously elaborate schemes is quite possibly the greatest LJ interest I have ever seen.
The name is Nate.
The name is Nate.
I thank you.
And I am Maria. How do you do?
And I am Maria. How do you do?
I do fine, quite fine.
I am going to venture a guess: you were seeing who else had the interest of "lulz" and found my humble little journal?
I am going to venture a guess: you were seeing who else had the interest of "lulz" and found my humble little journal?
Indeed I did. I, in my spare time, at 1:00 in the morning, frequently check journals whose interest include "lulz." My, how it passes the time.
May I also venture a guess you attend the site www.encyclopediadramatica.com?
May I also venture a guess you attend the site www.encyclopediadramatica.com?
You may venture a guess.
And that guess would be correct.
Lulz is a good interest. It keeps the lulz alive.
And that guess would be correct.
Lulz is a good interest. It keeps the lulz alive.
Why, if we didn't keep the lulz alive, who would?
I noted you like cheese. In that case, I truly hope you enjoyed the collection of cheese poetry displayed in my former posts.
I noted you like cheese. In that case, I truly hope you enjoyed the collection of cheese poetry displayed in my former posts.
But of course. It is sadly so rare that one such as myself reads poetry about cheese. A true crime.
So tell me: how are the Dakotas?
So tell me: how are the Dakotas?
The Dakotas! Oh, those wide spaced, wheat-ridden, wind barren lands of the Dakotas!
Alas, I only have visited one Dakota, that being the South. I have a hunch that the Northern portion retains many of the same traits as the Southern half. It is merely a guess, however, and I may be completely false.
Traits of my Dakota include: the largest city in the state having 200,000 people, cell phone service periodically fading, local news obsessed with cow prices, our state quarter showing Mt. Rushmore and a pheasant, and several radio stations playing country. My Dakota has nice sunsets and thunderstorms and blizzards. Those are the only perquisites.
In turn, do tell about your California.
Alas, I only have visited one Dakota, that being the South. I have a hunch that the Northern portion retains many of the same traits as the Southern half. It is merely a guess, however, and I may be completely false.
Traits of my Dakota include: the largest city in the state having 200,000 people, cell phone service periodically fading, local news obsessed with cow prices, our state quarter showing Mt. Rushmore and a pheasant, and several radio stations playing country. My Dakota has nice sunsets and thunderstorms and blizzards. Those are the only perquisites.
In turn, do tell about your California.
Ah yes...California...
Lots of people, overcrowded, rich people, poor people, people with no mind, people with PhDs.
I live in Berkeley very close to the University campus, so students abound.
Points of interest: Philip K. Dick went to my high school.
*Lots of marijuana.
*Lots of stuck up rich people in turn with lots of annoying hippies.
I like the general location, though. I can drive to LA in about 6 hours (although LA sucks, so I don't know why I'd want to do that). I can be in Tahoe (lots of pretty snow) in an hour and a half, I can be in desert in two hours, I can be at the ocean in 25 minutes (I can see it, but the damn traffic makes the commute much longer. Besides the water is too fucking cold to swim in).
I work at a fancy middle eastern restaurant. Exciting....(not rly).
I like radios!
I like...tits?
That's my life in a nutshell. It's not really that cool.
Pic?
Lots of people, overcrowded, rich people, poor people, people with no mind, people with PhDs.
I live in Berkeley very close to the University campus, so students abound.
Points of interest: Philip K. Dick went to my high school.
*Lots of marijuana.
*Lots of stuck up rich people in turn with lots of annoying hippies.
I like the general location, though. I can drive to LA in about 6 hours (although LA sucks, so I don't know why I'd want to do that). I can be in Tahoe (lots of pretty snow) in an hour and a half, I can be in desert in two hours, I can be at the ocean in 25 minutes (I can see it, but the damn traffic makes the commute much longer. Besides the water is too fucking cold to swim in).
I work at a fancy middle eastern restaurant. Exciting....(not rly).
I like radios!
I like...tits?
That's my life in a nutshell. It's not really that cool.
Pic?
Middle Eastern? How intriguing!
Anyhow, your California sounds a bit more lively than my South Dakota. I drive 25 minutes in any direction and I see not a single soul, though the weather may change from 50 degrees to -15 and I might be watching the rain across the street while sunbathing on my roof.
I too like radios, but fare better with my iPod. iPods should have radios. Do you not think so?
I can't say I share the same fascination with "tits."
If you'd like to see a "pic", click the link on my journal titled "My Photography/Artwork." It's really not that interesting.
Anyhow, your California sounds a bit more lively than my South Dakota. I drive 25 minutes in any direction and I see not a single soul, though the weather may change from 50 degrees to -15 and I might be watching the rain across the street while sunbathing on my roof.
I too like radios, but fare better with my iPod. iPods should have radios. Do you not think so?
I can't say I share the same fascination with "tits."
If you'd like to see a "pic", click the link on my journal titled "My Photography/Artwork." It's really not that interesting.
California, but I do want badly to live in a place that is far away from people. I envy you.
Your weather interests me.
iPods are nice. I like mine.
Tits are a nice thing. But hey, I understand.
Nice pic. Pics are cool.
Your weather interests me.
iPods are nice. I like mine.
Tits are a nice thing. But hey, I understand.
Nice pic. Pics are cool.
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