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[amphigory]

   

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[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

I do fine, quite fine.

I am going to venture a guess: you were seeing who else had the interest of "lulz" and found my humble little journal?

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

Indeed I did. I, in my spare time, at 1:00 in the morning, frequently check journals whose interest include "lulz." My, how it passes the time.

May I also venture a guess you attend the site www.encyclopediadramatica.com?

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

You may venture a guess.

And that guess would be correct.

Lulz is a good interest. It keeps the lulz alive.

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

Why, if we didn't keep the lulz alive, who would?

I noted you like cheese. In that case, I truly hope you enjoyed the collection of cheese poetry displayed in my former posts.

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

But of course. It is sadly so rare that one such as myself reads poetry about cheese. A true crime.

So tell me: how are the Dakotas?

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

The Dakotas! Oh, those wide spaced, wheat-ridden, wind barren lands of the Dakotas!

Alas, I only have visited one Dakota, that being the South. I have a hunch that the Northern portion retains many of the same traits as the Southern half. It is merely a guess, however, and I may be completely false.

Traits of my Dakota include: the largest city in the state having 200,000 people, cell phone service periodically fading, local news obsessed with cow prices, our state quarter showing Mt. Rushmore and a pheasant, and several radio stations playing country. My Dakota has nice sunsets and thunderstorms and blizzards. Those are the only perquisites.

In turn, do tell about your California.

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

Ah yes...California...

Lots of people, overcrowded, rich people, poor people, people with no mind, people with PhDs.

I live in Berkeley very close to the University campus, so students abound.

Points of interest: Philip K. Dick went to my high school.

*Lots of marijuana.

*Lots of stuck up rich people in turn with lots of annoying hippies.

I like the general location, though. I can drive to LA in about 6 hours (although LA sucks, so I don't know why I'd want to do that). I can be in Tahoe (lots of pretty snow) in an hour and a half, I can be in desert in two hours, I can be at the ocean in 25 minutes (I can see it, but the damn traffic makes the commute much longer. Besides the water is too fucking cold to swim in).

I work at a fancy middle eastern restaurant. Exciting....(not rly).

I like radios!

I like...tits?

That's my life in a nutshell. It's not really that cool.

Pic?

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

Middle Eastern? How intriguing!

Anyhow, your California sounds a bit more lively than my South Dakota. I drive 25 minutes in any direction and I see not a single soul, though the weather may change from 50 degrees to -15 and I might be watching the rain across the street while sunbathing on my roof.

I too like radios, but fare better with my iPod. iPods should have radios. Do you not think so?

I can't say I share the same fascination with "tits."

If you'd like to see a "pic", click the link on my journal titled "My Photography/Artwork." It's really not that interesting.

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

California, but I do want badly to live in a place that is far away from people. I envy you.

Your weather interests me.

iPods are nice. I like mine.

Tits are a nice thing. But hey, I understand.

Nice pic. Pics are cool.

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

I envy your mountains. It is nice to live far away from people.

What's your most played song?

I'm glad you like my weather. It's raining right now. It snowed the hour before.

Thanks for understanding.

Thanks. I like your shoe pic.

Thanks for adding me as a friend. I am afraid to add you, for I fear you would think less of me if you read what I write.

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

It's been raining here lots. I like mountains, too.

My most played song is "Don't Dream It's Over" by Crowded House. I love that song. Followed by "Head Over Heels" by Tears For Fears. Yes, I like 80s music.

No problem. You don't have to add me back. However I doubt if I was to read your journal I would think less of you. Unless you write about raping babies or something...

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year!

I can't say I share your love of 80s music. In fact, it makes me cringe. :) But diversity is what it's all about! My top one is "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance, and the second is--you'd never guess--the Pokemon theme song. Yeah. Can I say that my sister is obsessed with that song? Not to mention my approval of Smosh's lip-sync video on YouTube. Anyways, it's not that bad of a song. >_>

Fear not, I'm not into that baby rape. :) Thanks for understanding. Maybe I'll add you when I'm more right in the head and my craziness doesn't spout out into my posts. Sometimes I'm a little crazy. (At least I admit it.)

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

The Pokemon theme song is like the best! In fact, it's my 7th most played mp3 file (oh gawd).


Craziness is the best.

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

I swear you're like the only other person who has that on their iTunes.

My craziness isn't the best in other, people's opinions. In fact, I don't see myself as crazy at all. It's other people.

Anyways, life. Is pretty crazy. Actually, mine's kind of boring.

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

But you seem so cool and suave, how could this be possible?

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

Oh, you flatter me.

Isn't it true that those who appear mad are truly brilliant?

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

Indeed. The line between genius and insanity is indeed a very small (if not interchangable) line. Don't you think?

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

Quite so. One simply must lose their mind to discover something wonderful along the way of getting it back. When I lose things I always tend to find something I wasn't looking for.

Have you ever lost your mind?

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

I believe I have, for I no longer think with regards to logic, only to what I wish. Although perhaps my will has taken the place of my mind.

I'm happy not to have mine. Life is so wonderful without it.

Oh Ana, hold me!

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

I say we throw logic and reason out the door! Although I do like logic puzzles. We'll keep those.

I must admit I am puzzled. "Ana" as in "theanapirate" as in the autonomous, nefarious, ambient pirate? Or "Ana" as in your mother's name, or girlfriend's name, or dog's name? Or "Ana" as a synonym for "crazy"?

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

'Twas only my silly mind speaking things which make so little sense.

See, I threw logic and reason out the door! I called you a name which you are not! Wow!


....Sorry.....

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

No, you mustn't apologize! In fact, I should apologize for bringing it up. I should've realized, of course, that you were talking about me, as it's in my LJ name, but again, that craziness thing popping up . . . I apologize. Please, keep reason and logic out the door lestways I scare you away with my illogic and craziness.

We shall hold each other in our craziness.

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

Oh surely you jest, dear siren of the Internets.

For how could I have henceforth known of my intentions to lose thy mind if it had already happened?

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

Fair keeper of the lulz, I jest not to thee, not ever!

We, in our sanity loss, shall rule the Internets forever. Here begins the Golden Age of Internets.

[protectedstock.livejournal.com]

Thy Internets Golden Age has begun!

Man thy lulz cannons, load the drama rifles! Today the Internets are no longer a vast expanse of empty space. In fact, I would venture so far as to say that Internets are truly man's final frontier. Do small children wish not these days to visit every star in the sky, but every URL?

Yes, I think an argument can (and shall) be made that indeed proves Internets is indeed the greatest gift to mankind. Let me show you...


Internets+lulz=frontier-lol+LOL-404=Internets

See, even the wordmath agrees.